Hosting, care, and peace of mind

Our all-in-one managed WordPress hosting and maintenance service frees you of all technical burden. No more worries about servers, backups, security updates, downtime, or domain name renewals. Our clients aren’t just delighted about our hosting service, most of them forget they even use it.

We don’t just host your website, we take care of every aspect of it.

Backups, upgrades, security, monitoring, speed and domain names. All done.

With your web worries over, prepare to sleep a little more soundly.

Perfect Packages

Our two packages offer ultra-high performance, high security, VPS hosting in London-based data centres. Our servers are optimally configured for high speed, secure WordPress hosting. Our hosted sites regularly score over 95% on Google Lighthouse performance tests.


  • Your own exclusive VPS server just for your website.
  • Highest possible security, ultimate speed and performance.
  • Oodles of memory and disk space.
  • Future-proof scalability built in.
  • The best choice for business-critical, high traffic, or e-commerce websites.
  • All critical updates tested on local and staging environments.


  • VPS hosting, sharing memory and disk space with other sites.
  • Each site’s files and data securely separated.
  • We keep the number of sites on each VPS low for stellar performance.
  • Great if you’re on a budget, still easily outperforms most shared hosting.
  • Upgrade to a Solo package at any time.

Much more than just hosting

We provide a fully managed service for your peace of mind. Both packages include all the following benefits:

WordPress upgrades

Keeping WordPress up to date is one of the most effective ways to increase the security of your website. And you get access to all the newest features and bugfixes.

We aim to upgrade WordPress core and all your plugins within five working days of a new release, and within three working days for critical security releases. In practice, most upgrades are performed within 1-2 working days.

Daily offsite backups

All your website’s files and databases are securely backed up every single night, seven days a week, 365 days a year. All while you’re tucked up under your duvet.

Backups are transmitted over a secure encrypted connection to a separate data centre in another part of the UK for maximum resilience. This means that in the case of a critical emergency, we can restore your website quickly from the latest and safest backup.

Rocket speed

Speed is a crucial ‘ranking factor’ used by search engines. No matter how good your content is, if your website is slow, you will be penalised. Not only that, but your visitors won’t hang around waiting for your website to load.

Our servers are blazing fast, but that’s still not enough for us. We install the WP Rocket premium caching plugin and configure it to eek out those very last drops of speed. We’re using it on this website too in case you’re wondering!

Uptime monitoring

We set up monitors that notify us should your site be unavailable, so we can get on the case as soon as humanly possible to investigate.

We will investigate as quickly as possible within normal office hours (and very often out of hours too). If the issue is related to the hosting server or immediate network, we will fix it as soon as possible. If it’s caused by external factors beyond our control, such as hacking, errors on the site, user error etc, then we will advise what is involved and the estimated cost of fixing.

SSL certificates

We install and set up an SSL certificate so that all traffic to and from your website is encrypted for maximum security.

Your website visitors will see a padlock icon in their browser to reassure them that your website is secure. This is especially critical for any site where personal data is being stored and transmitted, for e-commerce websites where payments are being processed, and to protect your password when logging into WordPress.

Domain names

Domain names are essential, but fiddly to manage and way too easy to forget to renew. We register, configure, maintain and renew and .org domain names for free (and others for a small charge). You are always the legal owner, and Lumpy Lemon are the technical and billing contact.

If you already have a domain name, you can choose to transfer it to us, we’ll handle the migration and configuration at no charge. You’ll never have to think about domain names again.

Contact us

Our all-in-one hosting and care packages begin at £730 per year (just £2 per day). We’d love to talk with you about taking care of your website, contact us on 0779 629 2129, at, or here:

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